“Just burned 2000 calories. 🔥 Left a batch of brownies in the oven. ” “Check out this video of a kid talking up turtles. He’s obsessed!” “LOL! Look at this meme! The sloth’s so sad it’s the #4 deadly sin! 🦥”
“Found a new classic arcade downtown. 🕹️ Think you’d beat my high score for DDR?” “Did you catch yesterday’s tennis match? Serena’s advantage was incredible!” “That plot twist in the new Patterson novel! Did you see it coming? 🔎”
“What’s your life philosophy in one sentence? 🤔” “Flashback time! What’s your favorite childhood memory?” “What’s better…being rich 🤑…or famous 🤩…?”
“Thought telekinesis was a myth until today! 🤯 ✨ 🪃 You won’t believe what I saw. ” “Visited a famous haunted house last night. Might’ve changed my stance on ghosts…🏚️ 👻 🥶” “⛽ 🐦 🥔 At the gas station, and a pigeon is helping itself to a bag of chips! The owner says this happens every Thursday. ”
“The bartender had me eat a lemon and then take a birthday shot! I swear, it tasted like chocolate cake! Some mad chemist must’ve come up with the idea…🧪 🍸” “All us girls dressed up as princesses and had a glow-in-the-dark paintball war for Katie’s bachelorette party!” “Went on a late-night drive and stumbled on a field of scarecrows. Think it was a ritual?! 🌕”
“Remember that debate we had in Global Politics? You gave me a run for my money! 🏃💸” “That was so sweet when you gave up your umbrella last week! You were soaking! I’ll have to make it up for you with a piping hot chocolate!” “I’d never seen someone bring a whole backpack of snacks to the theater! 🍫🍿🥤 I’m surprised you didn’t get kicked out!”
“Saw that British baking show you rave about. 🧁 Now I’m thinking about your great taste. ” “When can I see you again? Miss your face. ” “My pug feels deprived without you. 🐶 🥺 Come over tonight?”
“I think you cast a spell over me when we had lunch. 🪄 Best burrito buddy. ” “Why do you think I text you so often, even when my battery’s low? Take a wild guess. ” “Wondering…do you ever notice me blushing around you? 🤨”
“Ugh! You’re so distracting. 😝 I think about you so much. ” “Has anyone told you that you have total movie star vibes? That jawline, though!” “Send a selfie? 📷 Long day, and I can use a cute distraction. 😏”
“You, me, and a couple bowls of ramen at that new spot that just opened up? 🍲🍲” “Last week, you mentioned wanting to catch that show, so…I scored a couple tickets!” “I’ve never been to a carnival, but now one’s in town! 🎡 Come with me!”
“Just bought a new dress. 👗 Too tight or just tight enough?” “Should I wear the full three-piece suit or toss off the vest?” “Imao, the light hit me just right here! ☀️ 😇”
“Hey, ‘movie star. ’ Looks like you had a leading role in my dream. And…wow. 🔥” “You know how we’re always in some friendly debate? Well…I thought of a great way to handle the tension between us. ” “I’ve never tried sending a naughty text before…can I try it out? 🤫”
“Heading out the door! 🚪💨 Lots to do, but let’s talk soon!” “Hey! Just saw this. I treated myself to a little weekend getaway. ” “Off to yoga! 🧘 Catch up later. ”
